This is for all of you out there who advocate everyone finding their own way, who say that everyone is unique and their diets should be too.
Each of you most certainly are unique… unless you’ve been doing the same thing as everyone else and getting the same results as everyone else. That doesn’t quite qualify as unique, and if that’s your excuse…
I mean really, ‘if it doesn’t work why fix it’?! Who the fuck goes for that logic?
While we’re on the subject, don’t give me this shit about ‘you have to understand how people are’ and ‘people need a more understanding touch’. These are just excuses to keep codling folks so we can have more milksop assholes who only think about themselves and their inner childs. YES, I SAID CHILDS. FUCK YOU. People don’t need more gentle let-downs, more ego-soothing or more excuses: you just don’t have the ovaries to tell them the truth. Maybe I just have more faith in humanity than most: I think you can read a whole blog-post or a whole email, and I think you CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH. What you do with it from there is up to you, but we don’t have to be supportive of cake-eating just because you were having a bad day.
The truth is, if you’re having the same problems as everyone else and doing the same things as everyone else, you’re not fucking unique. And oh-by-the-way, trainers hear this shit all the time, so your excuses aren’t even unique. Either do the work you need to in order to fix yourself, or admit that you’re too weak to save your own fucking skin, plop yourself down on your couch and wait to die.